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hello boys and girls i want to tell you a story that takes place in a far off land. once upon a time there was an enchanted prince who ruled the land beyond the wobbles .
one day he discovered a spot on his face, foolishly he ignored it and three years later died of cancer; the spot however flourished and soon set out to seek it’s fortune.
in a castle upon a hill the spot met an ant named don. don loved being an ant. don liked to scurry under floor boards and scamper up the kitchen walls and most of all hide in dark cupboards and do what ants do.
one day don was squished but it doesn’t matter because anys aren’t really that interesting.
however the foot that crushed him certainly was as it belonged to a certain mr jermey hildergaurd who’s brother rasputin had a very good friend who had a very good job with an account who did the taxes for a very good boxers who’s biggest fan was his mother who’s dentist did a tonsillectomy on his sister who had an affair with a plumber who fixed the pipes of an incontinent circus performer who’s cleaning lady was at that very moment was waging war on a colony of ants. This colony was set on her by a gnome, and that children is why we must get rid of them, every last one of 'em.
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